The Confessional Box

Wearing God Glasses

You too can wear your God Glasses and go see whats on the divine networking box of your soul! Go children and tread carefully- for all is not as it seems..

Go Visit The Vatican

I'm not alive anymore because i'm dead. I still can't look up, but now at least I can look down. Knock knock I am not really dead- i was just pretending........... ..... hello?

Go Visit the Dalai Lama

Yeah come visit me! I'm a nice bloke and I do a lot of smiling. Plus I like the beastie boys and campain for Free Tibet! Yes Free tibet for us all! (except madonna, she can pay for it the mockney whore)

Go Visit Satanists

Yes, Come visit us, we wear black, say boo at small children and are Satanists, which is actually quite funny when you think about it because that means theoretically that we believe in God...arse.

Go Visit Alan Titchmarsh

Hello! When i'm not up to my elbows in Peat he lets me sign old ladies handbags. Come visit me in my Eden Paradise in Suffolk where I can go into graphic detail about mulching and pruning your dhalias!

Go Visit David Icke

Come and see me, David Icke! We can talk about the reptilian agenda and how they're going to take over the world! I like jam! Do you like jam? Oh good what fun we'll have!

Go Visit Hanuman-The Monkey God

OOO OO oooo ooo booga booga....chumbawumba....I am the Monkey God!!! Oo oooo oooo come oo see oooo me! I am banana? You am banana? Yes!