** NEW!** Jib Jab a Go-Go!

The Confessional Box

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If your Burka is boring, or you need some creative guidance- well that's what we're here for-we do that too, no no, we don't object to you wearing one, we just think maybe they look a bit out of place and in order to mingle with us- you need to look like us. By the way if you consider this worthy of a jihad/fatwa whatever you people wanna call it- best not look at 'Our Saga begins' lest you spontaneously combust and blow up...no, no no...not that we think you'd blow anything up....ahem...what we meant was...Oh look.... Elvis...

*runs away very fast*

Above:
The English Burka- with Union Jack livery worn by the fahionistas around Chelsea and Soho- very Boho chic and it will get you into Harrods without security clearance.

Below:
The Irish Burka- worn over bullet proof vests in Belfast- typicaly featuring the Guiness Toucan (for corporate sponsorship) and featuring the Orange men's choice of colour swatch. This can also be ordered in other colours should the walk down Ann's Street be troubling.

Above: The Scottish Burka
Och eye the noo be a bonny lassie oop in Glasgow and wear yer with national pride. Available soon in plethora of plaid and tartan bearing coats of arms, haggis and some of that other fucking crap which the Scots are mad aboot.

Below: The Welsh Burka.
Featuring the Dragon on the centre panel, this Welsh burka will have you feeling the urge to join the scrum and sing about the valleys boyo. Comforting should you develop cauliflower ear.

Right:
Perhaps the finest burka to come out at London Fashion Week.
The Burberry Burka.
This triumph of material ( a sheet with a hole cut in it with matching hat)will revolutionize the cut of your Jib (Jab) tested in Luton and Dagenham this look has become popular with the 'Bling crowd' who also sport the trademarks names of 'Bench' 'Chair' and whatever other items of household furniture are deemed hip. Hey- our dress sense is not too disimilar- we wear trousers and a dog collar, not all the time mind you and certainly not in public while sticking our fingers up the Police State which is the UK (apppparrently) ooh la-le-da...

YES!

Left: Our Personal favourite- it's the VaderBurka- you fed up with the bad press you receive for wearing the clothing of your (ha ha snigger snigger)choice? Then scare the bejasus out of everyone including your husband when you turn out in the VaderBurka. Made from Titanium Alloy with breastplate created entirely from neutron positve carbon, it should be both bullet proo...hang the fuck on... We're not giving you tips. Don't want you lot flying around in the Millenium Falcon. Fuck that for a game of snakes and ladders.
We're keeping this- personally I think Right Rev. Cain would look bloody ace in it. All the girls wanted to be Princess Leya. Not me buster. I wanted to control the Federation and do bad things to Han Solo.