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Our lucky batchelors and bachelorettes are looking to meet YOU! By simply filling out the form below- you too can find true love in the Confessional-Box's on-line dating service. You need to be over 18 and have your own teeth to apply!

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Father Billy Bunter
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Hi! I'm Father Bunter. I like God, chamber music and communion wafers. I also enjoy pizza, candlelit mass and 'rap' music. Dislikes: Cats, Easter Eggs and Terrorists.
Looking for somebody to share all my 'bad habits!'
I'm also a bit of a joker!

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Padre Juan Mortyme
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Ola
I no speekey engleesh. I like the girls have big boobies. Mi casa su casa, give me it.

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Sister Wendy Windblows
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Hi! You like me!? I like me. I have a guitar! We play?

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Sister Grace Quirrel
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Yo!!! I'm so happy in my life which God has given me! I want to share my love with the world! I like small animals! Children! Ice Cream and glass ornaments of owls! I'm kooky and fun! Lets go bowling sometime down to Lords Lane of Love!

Father Morris McBoring
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Hello. I am Father Morris McBoring. I love the works of the Bible and jigsaw puzzles, I collect minature tea-sets and like pot-pourri. I do not like children. And women.
Perfect first date: Visit to the train museum in Crewe.

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Padre Murphy Seamus O'Murphy McConnell
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I live on an island with three sheep. I like stamps and Arab Straps. Looking for a woman with own teeth who can cook, clean and give it to me like a man. Likes: anal. Dislikes: Guinea Pigs and whores.

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Sister Hellen Erth
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HELLO. IF YOUR HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC- LET US CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN TOGETHER. I AM VERY VOCAL AND WILL SHOUT OUT OUR LOVE FROM THE VALLEYS. I LIKE SINGING, SINGING AND MORE SINGING! YODEELAY-EEE-OO!

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Sister Rocca Vages
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hhallo. I hhave good vine. you drink vine? i likea knitting anda sheet like that.
Fungola el stupido, how you say fuck you! Si!